Journey

I’m so fucking lost. Not like oh I don’t know what I’m doing, more like I have no clue where I am. One minute I’m asleep in my apartment and the next I wake up in a fucking field, naked. So obviously I assume I’m a werewolf or something! That would be a better explanation that whatever the hell really happened. So now I’m covering my junk, walking through this most likely tic infested field. I’ve already looked around a dozen times or so trying to pinpoint exactly where the hell I am. But nothing around me looks familiar. It’s like I was literally teleported to the middle of nowhere. My stomach drops when I think of the other possibility. Maybe I was abducted by Aliens!!! Of course that makes sense. I’ve now narrowed it down to two possible explanations. I’m either a werewolf or I was abducted by aliens. I begin to panic thinking about what could have really happened, but nothing makes sense. I’m breathing deep and I can’t handle it anymore. I start to run through the field not knowing where I’m going, but hoping that it’ll take me somewhere.
                I finally make it to some trees and in the shade it’s a lot colder. Why couldn’t the aliens have at least given me my pants back? I walk through this forest not knowing if it’s big or small. It’s so quiet that it doesn’t seem natural. That is until I heard the click of a gun behind me.
“Do not turn around, stay exactly where you are.” A female voice warns me. I’m trying very hard not to hyperventilate, but it’s not working. “Don’t move.” She tells me. I don’t move, but my breathing becomes more intense because I’m having a fucking panic attack!
“I SAID DON’T MOVE!!!” She yells. “I’m-I’m sorry I’m having a p-panic attack.” I stutter out.
“On your knees.” I can feel the barrel of the gun against the back of my head. I slowly lower myself to the ground. “Please don’t kill me, Please.” I beg. “I won’t kill you if you explain where the hell you came from.” She says.
“I’m from North Carolina. Are we still in North Carolina?”I ask hoping that the aliens didn’t drop me too far away from home. “North Carolina?” She asks, pronouncing it all wrong. How do you mispronounce North Carolina? “Yes, North Carolina. It’s in the USA.” There’s a long pause before she speaks again.
“Stand up!” She yells. I do as she says, standing up and wishing again that I had pants on. She backs away from me and I thank god that the barrel of the gun is no longer pressing into my skull.
“Turn around.” She says. I look down at the ground and my bare feet before speaking. “Uhh..do you have something I could possibly cover myself with?” I ask.
“JUST TURN AROUND!” She yells. I turn around then, in all my naked glory. Finally I put a face with the voice and I stare speechless. This girl has bright green hair and her skin is literally made out of bark. It’s like she’s a tree come to life and she’s talking to me. I just can’t help but stare, and she stares back, like she’s never seen something like me before. “What are you?” We say at the same time. I now see that the gun is also made of some bark like material. That’s when I realize that I was right the whole time. I really was fucking abducted. “Where am I? Is this Planet earth?” I ask her. Her face lights up in a big bright smile. “YOUR FROM PLANET EARTH?!” She asks excitedly. She drops her gun to the ground and bows before me. “My name is Jade and I will serve you as you see fit.” I stare down at her confused. Maybe this is all some dream and I’ll wake up in my own bed, wearing pants.
“Okay, umm Jade….where the fuck are we?” I ask her. She looks up at me. “We are on Arthe.” She tells me like I’m supposed to know where Arthe is. “What the fuck is Arthe?” I ask.
“Arthe is one of many Counter Dimensions of planet Earth. You have Journeyed a great length indeed.”
“Right..Arthe…separate dimension. WHY COULDN’T I HAVE JUST BEEN A FUCKING WEREWOLF?!”